all of this time i always make a good quote for me and for all the readers...
but today to brighten your day i found this nicely silly quote...
enjoy...
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
Alan Minter, Boxer
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
Anonymous Manufacturer
"Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier."
Anonymous Traffic Report
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
Barbara Boxer, Senator
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
Bill Peterson, football coach
"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"
Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
Budapest Zoo sign
"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.
"SUPREME COURT REULES THAT MURDERERS SHALL NOT BE ELECTROCUTED TWICE FOR THE SAME CRIME."
Cleveland Daily News, Headline
"Better make it six, I can't eat eight."
Dan Osinski, Baseball pitcher, when a waitress asked if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices
"There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people"
David Coleman, Sportscaster
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
"And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago"
David Coleman, Sportscaster
"There is no housing shortage in Lincoln today - just a rumour that is put about by people who have nowhere to live."
G.L. Murfin, Mayor of Lincoln
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
George Bush, former U.S. President
"It is white."
George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
"...NATO and its allies and the United States."
President George W. Bush Jr. (when he was governor), forgetting that the U.S. is in NATO
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
George Gobel
well actually there's more.but some of them even i,myself couldnt understand it....
from all the quote i can conclude that some of the big leader isnt great at all...
plus now you can feel relieve that your english is better than some of them that keep speaking this languange everyday...
Ja Na....
quote for today
no quote..
just want to say that laughter is really the best medicine especially for mental illness and heart illness.....
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